Tuesday, 14 October 2014

Dialogue: The Second Internet

Dialogue: The Second Internet

-       Do you think there is a second Internet?
-       What do you mean?
-       Like, an Internet only some people know about where secret things happen.
-       What kind of secret things? Government things?
-       I’m not quite sure. All kinds of things I guess.
-       Like porn?
-       Yeah maybe that would be a part of it.
-       Would it be for artists? Like an underground art scene on the Internet?
-       Probably not exclusively. But that could be part of it as well.
-       So there would be this second Internet that – wait, would it work on the same network? As in, could anyone with Wi-Fi get on it if they knew where to go?
-       Yeah. You wouldn’t need a special computer or anything. The second Internet would just be there and you might even be able to stumble upon it by mistake but if you didn’t know how you got there, its unlikely that you could ever get there again. You know, without knowing.
-       What language would it be in?
-       I would say English, Russian or Chinese. Can’t say for sure though.
-       Right. Talking about this kind of makes me anxious.
-       How come?
-       Because you don’t really know if there is a second Internet or what kind of secret societies are out there. What they know about you. Maybe they know things about you you don’t even know yourself.
-       They probably do.
-       Well that scares me. And it also kind of pisses me off.
-       I don’t think you are alone there.
-       Yeah, but no one ever does anything about it you know.
-       Well they can’t because they don’t really know for sure.
-       I think we should start the second Internet.
-       But we just said –
-       I know. But at least we would be on this side of it all.
-       But we don’t even know how to do that.
-       Well we would hire someone we can trust.
-       And who would we let on it?
-       Anyone who could find it. We could make them swear not to tell anyone. Bind them to the secret somehow.
-       Like blackmail?
-       Yeah! So like, if they manage to find it, we would somehow gain access to their entire computer and threaten to expose certain things.
-       Well what if they don’t have anything juicy on their computers? Or what if they don’t believe us? What if they do believe us and just don’t care?
-       I’m not really sure yet.
-       Why would they even want to be on the second Internet? What would we offer that they would want?
-       I don’t know.
-       Then what’s the whole point of it all?
-       I don’t know. Sorry. I just got carried away. I just don’t like the feeling that they are watching, that they know things, that I’m excluded in some way. On the outside you know?
-       No one does.
-       Well I really don’t like it. Especially now.
-       Yeah. I get it. Nothing you can do though.

-       Yeah, I guess not.

Dialogue: Descriptions

Dialogue: Descriptions

-       What do you mean describe you?
-       I mean describe me.
-       Like, physically?
-       Anything. However you see me.
-       Well… I guess… you have brown hair, brown eyes. You are small –
-       What do you mean by “small”?
-       Short.
-       Ok. Go on…
-       You have big breasts…
-       Ok, good. That’s good.
-       Can I also describe your personality?
-       Yes.
-       You are kind. Curious. Not very patient.
-       Mhmm…
-       You think too much and then you get exhausted because of it.
-       Yeah maybe I do.
-       You live like you are in a novel or a movie.
-       I do? How?
-       You behave as though you are some kind of character. For you, every moment has to be fascinating and thrilling. You don’t like being bored.
-       No one likes being bored.
-       But you are unable to do it.
-       I guess that’s true…
-       You are a bit narcissistic.
-       I am?
-       Yeah. A lot.
-       Is that bad?
-       I don’t know.
-       Isn’t everyone?
-       I don’t know.
-       I don’t think we should talk about this anymore.
-       But you were the one who said –
-       Yeah I know what I said. But now I’m saying this.
-       Oh come on. Don’t be a bad sport.
-       I’m not. I just don’t want to talk about this anymore.
-       So you get to make all the rules.
-       Yes.
-       See. That’s what I was saying.
-       Fine. Let’s keep going. So, I’m narcissistic…
-       Well, you’re not that bad.
-       Ok.
-       I guess I’m narcissistic too.
-       Yeah. I guess not as much as I am though.
-       No I think I am.
-       Should I describe you?
-       Yeah!
-       Ok. You are –
-       No wait. No. I changed my mind.
-       Ok.


Tuesday, 7 October 2014

Matthew de Kersaint Giraudeau - Communal Juicing

Here are some photos I took during a performance that I participated in at Space In Between on Sunday, October 5 by Matthew de Kersaint Giraudeau called "Communal Juicing". My role was very small: just to make the juice and to stand during the performance cradling the juicer. The performance  took the form of an announcement and was based on the fictional premise that the gallery was closing and would be replaced by a juice bar.

Space in Between: http://www.spaceinbetween.co.uk
Matthew de Kersaint Giraudeau: http://ashortdescriptionofmypoo.co.uk









Dialogue: The Internet

Dialogue: The Internet

-       What if the Internet crashes?
-       How do you mean?
-       Like, what if it crashes?
-       Can you explain?
-       No.
-       How could it crash? It’s the Internet?
-       I mean like, will I lose everything on my blog? How do you back up a blog?
-       You don’t have to back it up. Its on the Internet.
-       Yeah, but what if it crashes?
-       The Internet?
-       Yeah.
-       How could the Internet crash?
-       I don’t know, but what if it does? I would lose everything.
-       Just get an external hard drive.
-       Well, if you think its really impossible that the Internet will crash, I guess I don’t need one.
-       I don’t know if the Internet will crash.
-       So I should get the hard drive?
-       Yeah, probably.
-       Probably?
-       Yeah.
-       But you said –
-       Yeah well I wouldn’t want to be responsible if the Internet crashes and you lose your blog.
-       Imagine if it actually crashed though.
-       Yikes.
-       I would know so many less people. I would lose a lot of friends.
-       Or realize you don’t have many.
-       Hey!
-       I don’t have many either!
-       Well, we would still talk right?
-       Yeah of course. We were friends before Facebook so we aren’t dependent on it.
-       Right, yes. I agree.
-       I hope it doesn’t crash though.
-       Yeah me too. I hope we didn’t jinx it.
-       Yeah.
-       Yeah.
-       So are you going to get the external hard drive?
-       I think I will. I think it will be comforting to see it you know. I mean, obviously I wouldn’t see all my files but I would know they’re really there, you know. Contained in that little black vault. Because you can’t even see the Internet. How do you even know its there.
-       Of course its there.
-       Yeah, but how do you know? How do you know what it looks like? I mean if you can’t see it?
-       I mean, you can’t see God.
-       Exactly my point.

-       Right.