Dialogue: Descriptions

Dialogue: Descriptions

-       What do you mean describe you?

-       I mean describe me.

-       Like, physically?

-       Anything. However you see me.

-       Well… I guess… you have brown hair, brown eyes. You are small –

-       What do you mean by “small”?

-       Short.

-       Ok. Go on…

-       You have big breasts…

-       Ok, good. That’s good.

-       Can I also describe your personality?

-       Yes.

-       You are kind. Curious. Not very patient.

-       Mhmm…

-       You think too much and then you get exhausted because of it.

-       Yeah maybe I do.

-       You live like you are in a novel or a movie.

-       I do? How?

-       You behave as though you are some kind of character. For you, every moment has to be fascinating and thrilling. You don’t like being bored.

-       No one likes being bored.

-       But you are unable to do it.

-       I guess that’s true…

-       You are a bit narcissistic.

-       I am?

-       Yeah. A lot.

-       Is that bad?

-       I don’t know.

-       Isn’t everyone?

-       I don’t know.

-       I don’t think we should talk about this anymore.

-       But you were the one who said –

-       Yeah I know what I said. But now I’m saying this.

-       Oh come on. Don’t be a bad sport.

-       I’m not. I just don’t want to talk about this anymore.

-       So you get to make all the rules.

-       Yes.

-       See. That’s what I was saying.

-       Fine. Let’s keep going. So, I’m narcissistic…

-       Well, you’re not that bad.

-       Ok.

-       I guess I’m narcissistic too.

-       Yeah. I guess not as much as I am though.

-       No I think I am.

-       Should I describe you?

-       Yeah!

-       Ok. You are –

-       No wait. No. I changed my mind.

-       Ok.